FREE: Shenandoah Valley to the Ups and Downs of The Blue Ridge Mounts of Virginia, "I got Nothin' But Love for Ya'alls!" A book of poems and poetry by me, Patrick Tyrrell (C) 2025 All Rights Reserved.

Dedicated to the loving memory of Three Who left the Earthly planet far to soon, Sally A., Gina G, and Gretchen Z. I think about them practically every single day or night.--Patrick T.

1. Do What Comes Natural

By Patrick Tyrrell

When the Natural Bridge of Virginia is Visited by

Mua, and Mua, and Mua,

I only wish I could still kiss ya'

On the Mouth

And Do What Comes Natural.

2. HubCap Sister

By Patrick Tyrrell

And in Northern California,

The girls there, I'll Adorn ya'

with hubcaps

If you Want ta'

California (Probably Not).

In Indiana

That's Where they were the

Miss America Hubcap sister

Who is my sister, but she was not.

N' if I kissed her anywhere,

I don't remember

but I've missed her

and I liked

Her a,

Heck'uva lot. . .

She liked being Hubcap Girl

and i liked her a lot.

(That's why I asked her).

"Do you like it?"

"Yes," she liked being Hubcap Sister quite a lot.

And she left me all to soon, da!

Was she Bob Gaccione Sr.'s hubcap female?

and I liked the full moon

That afternoon there

quite a lot.

Yo T-Rex--give me Tex-Mex

That's what I like to eat

Or else

You'll get shot.

Pop! Pop! Pop!

'Meanwhile . . . [I'm] still thinking'

Pop! Pop! Pop!

3. Food Fight at Butterfield's

--By Patrick Tyrrell

And That's how it is

And that's how it goes

Cookies crumble

Ready to Rumble

Stay on your toes. . .

Yes I'm the maverick

Known as Patrick

Cypress Hill Catholic

No Surgery that's plastic.

A veteran of two Butterfield's food-fight wars

Sunday Brunches in Chicago

Dare I say more?

Before you were born little girl

Before you were born. . .

Food Fight!

(Perfect shots, left and right).

Hot dogs, shrimp and biscuits deftly hurled

with spaghetti getting into little girls curls.

and flung at boys

like plates of flying squirrels

Food Fight at Butterfields!

Meatballs smashed across a waiter's face.

"Oh my God!" shout the Chicago adults,

"Get me out of this place!"

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